His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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