Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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