Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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