We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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