I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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