I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I will pee on everything he values.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
