porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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