Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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