also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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