So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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