So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
MIDGETS
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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