Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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