I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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