I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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