I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Randomize
