im drinking this country out of the recession.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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