You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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