Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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