I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Randomize
