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(816): View more from Missouri

I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!

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(631): View more from New York

i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...

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(650): View more from California

I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.

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(818): View more from California

So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth

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Gross

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AN ACTUAL PICKLE

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(940): View more from Texas

I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?

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(334): View more from Alabama

After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!

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