The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You've changed since you got that strap on
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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