the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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