You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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