I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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