I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
