Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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