GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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