Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
tonight lets celebrate not being married
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
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