In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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