called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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