dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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