Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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