I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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