We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Randomize
