no. you can't hotbox the world.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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