My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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