Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Randomize
