only if we run a train.
done.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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