Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I am one with the molecules
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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