I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
