just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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