My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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