i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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