Whod you bang
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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