I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Me too!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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