Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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