Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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