Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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