I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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