He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Someone shit on the floor
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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