Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I miss vodka workout Fridays
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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