i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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