Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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