loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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