it wasn't lemon gatorade
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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