Whoa Z and x make the same sound
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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