Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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