and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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