This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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